Sunday, November 30, 2008

Stupid is as Stupid Does


I realize that stupid is a bad word, but come on.. Word is Plaxico is done with the Giants this year. Look for Jerry Jones to sign him next year and try to rehabilitate him, just like Pacman...

In case you didn't hear, he shot himself in the leg accidentally at a club. Will probably get arrested for not having concealed carry permit....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Tuesday Post

Last day of the week tomorrow! Yay!

Here's an awesome post of the new Terminator Salvation movie poster. I'm so excited! Ups there with The Dark Knight, Ironman and The Watchmen in terms of anticipation....

More lolcats. I can't help that the posts get cut off on the right, but I like the pics.

funny pictures of cats with captions
more animals

funny pictures of cats with captions
more animals

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Helen's Annual Nike Purchase



Around this time of year, I get these great discount offers from my top three online stores: Nike, Eddie Bauer, and (heart) Ralph Lauren. I usually do business with them all, but with these hard times, sigh, I decided to only buy a couple of pair of shoes and a sweatshirt I don't need from Nike.

Actually, all my sweatshirts (and don't we all have sweatshirts STILL from college? From 20 years ago?) are dark and old. So I bought a nice Orange UT sweat. And man technology is great! It has a shoulder pocket for your Ipod, Texas on the hoodie? It's awesome.

And a couple pair of Shox. For walking around. They stink as running shoes.

I think I'll buy my towels from Target this year. Or maybe not any? We don't need new towels every year do we?

I am getting my house treated for creatures this week. The hurricane has brought all sorts of critters inside.

Question: Should I raise the rent on my tenants $25 a month? If so, why? If not, why not? They clearly are going to stay for awhile....I have put $4K into the house since they moved in, and my property taxes have gone up since I'm not Homestead....

However, they pay on time and only complain a little.

New Guns N Roses! The reviews are in....

Streaming all the songs on their myspace page. It's getting mixed reviews. Here's the NY Times review of it.

All I will say is you can seriously tell these songs have been written over the last 15 years. there is so much "influences". Here's the latimes review.

and USAToday. I can do this forever, here are the 550 reviews as of today.

This is an anti-Bush article in the LATimes, and I love it. It's talking about everything Bush is signing by exec orders that will take years for Obama to undo. Love it!

If he does anything else before he leaves, he better pardon these law enforcement agents!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Mark Cuban's Screwed

I try not to comment on what you can read, well everywhere all over the internet, whether it's sports blogs, gossip blogs or financial news in general. The SEC got Martha Stewart, and they got Cuban.

If he is smart, he will fess up and pay a fine. If he lies, well, see where Martha spent a few months.

It doesn't seem fair, though. You are told that your investment isn't going to profit like you hoped, because it is going private instead of public, and you can't sell.

Read the details here.

eta: It's a civil filing, not criminal like DOJ. He will fight this and than eventually pay his way out. I just discovered his blog, read his statement here.

Honorary Title: Stay Away

Well, I found another awesome song. Sirius and XM merged last week. The result is my favorite station, Ethyl 47, is no more. It is now Alt Nation. I am very disappointed. However I must say so far the new music is ok. I'm just worried about it sounding like another alt rock radio station, which Ethyl was not.

But I found this song on it, so +1 for Sirius.

Stay Away - The Honorary Title

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Wanda Sykes Comes Out

"If you don't believe in same sex marriage, than don't marry somebody of the same sex." HA!

What's the biggest threat to marriage? Divorce!

What's Helen Watching

I'm getting nostalgic. Here's some awesome videos to prove why youtube rocks





Saturday, November 15, 2008

Snow Patrol: Leona Lewis Covers Run

Pretty cool. suppose to be on her new album

Saturday Post


I'm still unpacking. I just found a box of a bunch of DVDs that I thought were lost. So I'm watching 8 mile and ripping CDs to my computer. I have a hankerin for Rush 2112, witch I thought I had on CD somewhere. I think I'm going to run to the used CD store (if it is still in buisness) and get it.

I would have bought on Amazon but they don't have it. I think that album, for whatever weird reason, defines my childhood. Along with Van Halen. In terms of music, of course....

New Watchmen Trailer

This, is going to be awesome.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Music Post

I am sorry I can't actually post the songs. But they are called links for a reason

New Kanye is all over the place: I still love Robocop, Heartless may hit first

Britney: I know, who cares? but word is this track: "If You Seek Amy" will be the highlight of the album.

I mean, really who knew Stronger and Piece of Me could be so awesome?


Piece Of Me - Britney Spears

Stronger - Kanye West ft. Daft Punk

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Justice At Its Finest (Irony)

This story has been out for a couple of years, and yet the Border agents are still resentenced to jail for shooting an illegal drug smuggler at the border. The rules of engagement are clear, you think they have a gun or are fleeing for cover to engage, you are entitled to defend yourself.

For Bush's first pardon, I hope it is these guys. After all, Clinton pardoned convicted terrorists just to get votes for his wife, right?

Second former Border Patrol agent resentenced

Associated Press

Nov. 13, 2008, 2:42PM

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EL PASO — The second of two former Border Patrol agents convicted of shooting a fleeing drug smuggler was formally resentenced Thursday, the U.S. Attorney's Office said.

Ignacio Ramos was again given an 11-year federal prison term a day after Jose Alonso Compean was resentenced to his original 12-year term. Both were convicted in 2006 of shooting admitted and now-convicted drug smuggler Osvaldo Aldrete Davila, an illegal immigrant, and trying to cover up the incident.

A federal judge in El Paso resentenced Ramos on charges of assault, civil rights violations and use of a firearm during a crime of violence.

In July, the 5th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in New Orleans forced the resentencing by throwing out obstruction of justice charges against the pair while upholding the most serious convictions, including the weapons charge that carried a mandatory 10-year prison term.

Compean and Rios have been in prison for almost two years.

Their case prompted a massive outcry from supporters who argued that U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton should have focused efforts on prosecuting Aldrete. Several members of Congress have asked President George W. Bush to pardon the former agents, or at least commute their sentences. Presidents generally issue such orders in their final days in office.

Aldrete, who admitted smuggling several hundred pounds of marijuana on the day he was shot in 2005, pleaded guilty earlier this year to drug charges related to two smuggling attempts several months after he was shot in the buttocks while running away from Ramos and Compean. The same federal judge who sentenced the former agents ordered Aldrete to serve 9 1/2 years in prison.

Ramos and Compean argued during their trials that they acted in self defense because they believed Aldrete was armed. Aldrete denied having a weapon the day he was shot.

Tracy Morgan on the Today Show

What were they thinking? And I almost typed Tracy Jordan. This is so funny to watch how quickly they shut this down...total safe for work!

EW Top 25 Entertainers of the Year


I love year end stuff. You may remember that from the last year posts. Anyway, one of my favorite magazines is the Entertainment Weekly Year End. It ranks everything, with multiple critics chiming in. Anyway ONTD has the top 25 entertainers here, and here is the cover.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

First Mortgage Bailout Sucks, Just think what the Auto Bailout Will Look Like!

Comments on the first bailout proposal, which sucks. Stop paying your mortgage because you have to be 3 months behind to qualify!!!

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Beginning Dec. 15, the government would reduce interest rates for homeowners who are at least three months behind on their mortgage payments and owe 90 percent or more than their home is worth. The interest rate would be cut so that they don't have to pay more than 38 percent of their income for housing. Some mortgages also might be extended to 40 years from 30.

The hope is that other mortgage companies will follow Fannie and Freddie's lead and offer similar restructurings, since most subprime loans won't be covered by the plan.

Felix Salmon offers a quick run-down of the plan's shortcomings:

  • It applies only to mortgages owned by Frannie, which means, by definition, that it doesn't include subprime mortgages. FHFA is trying to apply moral suasion -- but no cash -- to persuade other mortgage holders to adopt the same plan. Good luck with that.
  • It doesn't even begin to address the problem of mortgages which have been securitized, rather than being held by a single bank.
  • It's based on the idea that servicers "have dedicated personnel who are experienced in working with borrowers
    who are struggling with finances, but who are eager to keep their homes". Not nearly enough of them they don't.
  • It requires borrowers to be 90 days delinquent -- and therefore gives many borrowers with mortgages over 38% of their gross monthly income a massive incentive to cease making any mortgage payments now.
  • The onus is on the borrower to initiate proceedings, providing a package including "monthly gross household income, association dues and fees, and a hardship statement". For $800 per mod, servicers aren't going to be proactive about helping get this kind of thing done, especially given how overworked they are already."

Sunday, November 9, 2008

My First Anti-Obama Post

Yay! I'm sure there will be many.

I don't mind him turning around the stem cell research. That's fine. He is also going to turn around Bush's oil drilling. Hmm. But You sir, are a classless, tasteless, asshole:




OH, and say goodbye to guns. Seriously, I love the interwebs...Until Borack takes over

MTV Euro awards

doesn't this set look awesome? Killers: Human



I like Pink



And This Kanye song is so much better with drums. And Estelle..(Robocop will be awesome when it gets released) (click to 4:15 for Estelle's American Boy)



One of my favorite VMA performances from 2005, Kelly Clarkson. Look, she is singing with no backing track, walking, running and jumping, and staying on key. While water is raining on her. great performance, eh?



Holy crap. I just discovered this from 2007 Euro Awards, Muse: Starlight. This was on my top 10 list of 2007:

Let it Rock

I just discovered this song. Whenever it was playing on my XM Pop station I always changed it, because whenever I see a song with a rapper attached to it I assume it is bad. Seriously, how many songs has T-Pain been in this year? 345? (eta the rapper is Lil Wayne. he scares me by his physical presence but he can flow)

anyway, give it a shot it is pretty good

Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf

Saturday, November 8, 2008

LMAO

This is what Obama supporters would have done if BO lost. Good times, David v. David...



Why are you crying?

Everyone is going to make fun of me at school tomorrow!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Obligatory Cat Post




My cat has changed her name. I called her Xena, which doesn't exactly demand respect. Z! Z! Z! no, didn't work. Then it became: Bubba, Buddy, Baby, Cat etc. That turned into... Puppy!

Yes I have taken to calling my cat Puppy. We can still call her Zee, if she wants.....

DOESN'T MY CAT HAVE THE PRETTIEST EYES EVER?

It Ain't Trickin' If You Got It


This is how I think the government feels. Or the auto industry. They gonna get it no matter what. And the Govment gonna give. It ain't trickin' if you got it (google that if you don't know what it means) is a perfect example of what it is like.

The Auto Industry knows the USG won't and can't let it fail. Why? Jobs, unions, and Detroit collapses (remember the Detroit mayor? He was on CNBC this morning talking about the blight of his town. They forgot to congratulate him on his recent jail release). GM has billions invested in floats...aka loans...GMAC. They know the USG won't let them fail just like the banks.

Perfect Example of Redistribution of Wealth: Ford/GM/Chrysler burnt $14.6B last quarter just to stay afloat. This quarter they owe the Unions, that they negotiated last year to take over the Pension fund of the Workers, a fee. They owe them a few Billion (the negotiation was for $61B so let's say $10B). So the Union can pay their Pensioners, aka retired Union workers who sit at home at 70 and expect their $150,000 a year.

The USG gives our (taxpayers) money to Auto, who passes on to Union, who pays Pensioner, aka rich old corrupt guy watching tv in Detroit and laughing to the bank.

How's that for a pants down explanation? SMACK

oh as a final homage to pantsdown, compare above photo, which is of CEOs begging for money, smiling, to this photo, which is of CEOs of oil trying to explain why they make so much money.

Whatever You Like - T.I.

A Milli - Lil Wayne

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Dollhouse: Next Whedon Project

I hope it is good. I haven't seen anything bad about his projects (Buffy, Angel, Firefly) so I give this a fighting chance, if not for all the fanboys and fangirls. And Eliza Duskhu is hot enough to let that last show of hers (the one in the morgue) last a season and a half.

whatevs


Best of 2008: I Made You a CD Part I


I can't keep to one list. I do keep it to 79 minutes, however to stay fair to the CD length. I am struggling between the two Davids: Cook and Archuleta. and help? This is a trial run, let me know what you think:

Airborne Toxic Event: Sometime Around Midnight* (########1)
Cold War Kids: Something is not Right With Me
Low vs. Diamond: Heart Attack*
T.I.: Whatever You Like (Dirty)
Katy Perry: Hot N Cold
MGMT: Kids*
Ludo: Love Me Dead
The Ting Tings: That's Not My Name*
Okkervil River: Lost Coastlines
Flobots: Handlebars
The Killers: Spaceman (not released yet)
The Black Kids: I'm Not Gonna Teach You How to Dance With Him
Kanye West: Love Lockdown (Album version, not released yet)
The Raconteurs: These Stones Will Shout
Alkaline Trio: Help Me*
Lyrics Unborn: I Like It I Love It (I heard this once, dl'ed it, forgot about it than found it again)
Vampire Weekend: M79
The Walkmen: In the New Year
David's Cook or Archuleta: Time of My Life or Crush

What do you think? And the Killers new album will uh, heh, kill. I like Human too. I am waiting for more Kanye to come out that's official release, but I think Robocop has a chance.

The * are the definitely top 5. This is not in order because I like to mixup the CD. Yes, I really made a CD

And my rules: Only one band per list. Kanye and T.I. appear on multiple hits/songs this year, but I gotta stick with these for now....

Happy Thursday Post

Well, let's post a funny cat video. I wouldn't post it if it wasn't funny, right? RIGHT??



And a Pants Down Explanation on the state of the country...aka The Fall of the Republic

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Goodbye, Michael Crichton


He was close to my favorite (OSC is up there). Maybe my favorite, I can say I read every novel that he wrote but 2 that were before my time (GTR and EOTD). I think every book he wrote became a movie or was considered a movie. The books were always better, but the movies rarely sucked. I remember reading Jurassic Park in college, which my dad insisted I read with a handbook on dinosaurs. It really did help the enjoyment.

Fav movies in order: Jurassic, Andromeda Strain, Timeline, Sphere

I wish they would make State of Fear (anti-global warming) and Prey (just cool). I think I'm going to re-read Next next.

There are so many obits out there, pick your own.

The Onion Response

Right or wrong, you can never go wrong with the Onion. It's a new day. The next 100 days will tell. The Centrists hopefully will prevail and Pelosi and Frank will get indicted for something they did to start the whole Financial mess. Not to mention being financially invested in T. Boone Pickens wind company, which makes their anti-drilling stance unethical and illegal.


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Actual Posts from Interwebs

From FoxNews: (righty)

"5 freakin’ votes…in a state where the voters were harassed by black panthers and the republican poll watchers were kicked out of the voting stations by the dems…makes you wonder…"

"Apparently the coal miners (or the rest of the population, considering that coal is 50% of our energy) don’t mind if the coal industry goes bankrupt. PA, you’re in for a heck of a future… the country too."

"Better watch what you say now the fbi is probably monitoring us.
hip hip hooRay for our new prez…i can’t believe pa went blue what happened to all those coal miners?"

From liberal left (Bestweekever))

"I moved from CA to TX last month, I hope I’m not lynched when they find out I’m the only person in the state that voted for Obama.

"This may be irresponsible, but if McCain wins, I advocate armed rebellion in the streets.

"I wrote in Diddy.



I am not making this up, folks. They are all crazy

Winter Park, FL: Who Are You?

Please send me an email. You have me in your iGoogle. Please?

I did my Part

I now have to right to bitch as much as I want for the next four years! Hide your wallets! Not that I'M going to be taking your money....