Things That Pass in a Hurricane

1. It's okay to talk like a sailor, even at work

2. It's okay to take things from friends and neighbors with a nod
- tampons
- Pretzels
- water
- cold drinks
- garbage bags
- pet food
- long distance calls on the home phone
- internet
- gas tanks
- generators (if they got power back)
- A/C unit (see above)
- guest bedroom (see above)

3. Burping

4. Free food

5. Talking to the guy in line at the gas station behind you and sharing stories

6. Animals in a not pet friendly hotel

7. Hanging out at the corner store just for the A/C

8. Asking your neighbor, "are you cooking breakfast"

9. Loaning your gun to a neighbor

10. Speeding at 90mph like the cops got better things to do than pull you over